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Thursday Dec. 20, 2007 - Race #11 - FINAL RACE

RACE 1 (30 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Yozell 5 37:00 74
Harlan 5 37:32 70
Bowman 5 38:24 68
Brad 5 40:38 66
Josh 5 40:40 64
Topher 5 40:42 62
Selene 5 42:07 60
Taylor 5 42:49 58
Heath 5 43:29 56
Jamie 5 43:42 54
Steve 5 44:05 52
Neyen 5 45:29 50
Kuklis 5 46:44 48
Ray 4 37:56 46
Keith R 4 37:59 44
Lath 4 38:10 42
Charlie 4 38:37 40
Spago 4 38:42 38
Pete 4 38:56 36
Tom 4 39:18 34
X2 4 39:28 32
Hans 4 39:51 30
Robi 4 40:10 28
Pryor 4 41:44 26
Joachim 4 41:49 24
Scooter 4 42:46 22
Plunkett 4 45:07 20
Yarnall 4 45:24 18
Mary 4 45:43 16
Frank 4 46:26 14
Xine 3 39:27 12
Duane 3 39:49 10
Bill 3 42:03 8
JK 3 42:16 6
Tracy 3 42:40 4
Jamie H DNF

PBR: Yozell 2); Bowman (5); Jamie (1); Josh (3); Bill (3); Steve (1); Joachim (1); Selene (1); Pryor (3); Plunkett (4); Kuklis (5); Robi (4); Yarnall (4); Tom (1); Scooter (4); Tracy (2); Ray (1); Harlan (1); Lath (1)

*double race points awarded for final night of racing

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION (BEFORE SEASON MULTIPLIER)*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Neyen 50 23 1150 3111 4261
2 Brad 66 12 792 3417 4209
3 Harlan 70 25 1750 2382 4132
4 Keith 44 21 924 3128 4052
5 Jamie 54 11 594 3424 4018
6 Lath 42 15 630 3319 3949
7 Pete 36 18 648 3262 3910
8 Steve 52 8 416 3466 3882
9 Topher 62 6 372 3494 3866
10 Bowman 68 5 340 3505 3845
11 Tom 34 19 646 3171 3817
12 Kuklis 48 7 336 3480 3816
13 Spago 38 9 342 3461 3803
14 josh 64 1 64 3732 3796
15 X2 32 13 416 3368 3784
16 Taylor 58 4 232 3508 3740
17 Robi 28 14 392 3346 3738
18 Selene 60 3 180 3543 3723
19 Yozell 74 2 148 3559 3707
20 Pryor 26 10 260 3445 3705
21 Heath 56 26 1456 2218 3674
22 Joachim 24 20 480 3159 3639
23 Plunkett 20 17 340 3265 3605
24 Hans 30 24 720 2697 3417
25 Ryan 16 0 3304 3304
26 Intern Matt 22 0 3120 3120
27 Ray 46 40 1840 1238 3078
28 Scooter 22 33 726 1715 2441
29 Duane 10 29 290 2016 2306
30 Mary 16 31 496 1808 2304
31 Laroo 27 0 2210 2210
32 Tank 14 32 448 1725 2173
33 yarnall 18 37 666 1489 2155
34 Chuck 28 0 2056 2056
35 Dan 30 0 1858 1858
36 Xine 12 39 468 1379 1847
37 Bill 8 38 304 1437 1741
38 John 34 0 1593 1593
39 Acumatt 35 0 1591 1591
40 Taus 36 0 1556 1556
41 Lisa 41 0 1204 1204
42 Jorge 42 0 1151 1151
43 Tracy 4 45 180 928 1108
44 Emily 43 0 1024 1024
45 JK 6 47 282 733 1015
46 Mindi 44 0 937 937
47 Beth 46 0 823 823
48 Joey 48 0 599 599
49 Rodney 49 0 492 492
50 Chris F. 50 0 460 460
51 Steak 51 0 392 392
52 Erica 52 0 340 340
53 George 5th 53 0 315 315
54 Jeremy 54 0 308 308
55 Mattheis 55 0 273 273
56 Hart 56 0 199 199
57 Graham 57 0 124 124
58 Aaron 58 0 56 56
59 theo 59 0 50 50
60 Action 60 0 47 47
61 charlie 40 40 0 40
62 tilford 61 0 37 37
63 eric 62 0 16 16
64 Molteni 63 0 14 14
65 Swope 64 0 8 8
66 Kona Jeff 65 0 5 5
67 Or Jorge 66 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points


FINAL GENERAL CLASSIFICATION (AFTER SEASON MULTIPLIER)

Place Racer Dec. 20
Points
Season
Multi
Final GC Final GC
1 brad 4209 71 0 298839
2 bowman 3845 72 16 276856
3 topher 3866 62 1 239693
4 taylor 3740 46 0 172040
5 ryan 3304 50 37 165237
6 jamie 4018 38 5 152689
7 keith 4052 36 5 145877
8 selene 3723 36 14 134042
9 plunkett 3605 33 44 119009
10 yozell 3707 29 4 107507
11 neyen 4261 25 5 106530
12 spago 3803 28 0 106484
13 pete 3910 25 1 97751
14 kuklis 3816 25 49 95449
15 ray 3078 31 1 95419
16 lath 3949 24 5 94781
17 pryor 3705 24 35 88955
18 harlan 4132 21 1 86773
19 x2 3784 21 0 79464
20 robi 3738 21 47 78545
12 josh 3796 19 3 72127
22 steve 3882 17 1 65995
23 tom 3817 14 11 53449
24 joachim 3639 13 4 47311
25 hans 3417 11 6 37593
26 taus 1556 23 0 35788
27 heath 3674 9 11 33077
28 intern matt 3120 10 3 31203
29 dan 1858 9 1 16723
30 chuck 2056 8 12 16460
31 bill 1741 8 8 13936
32 scooter 2441 4 15 9779
33 duane 2306 4 0 9224
34 acumatt 1591 5 0 7955
35 mary 2304 3 0 6912
36 laroo 2210 3 6 6636
37 yarnall 2155 3 6 6471
38 john 1593 2 0 3186
39 tank 2173 1 0 2173
40 xine 1847 1 1 1848
41 chris f 460 4 0 1840
42 erica 340 4 0 1360
43 lisa 1204 1 0 1204
44 joey 599 2 0 1198
45 steak 392 3 2 1178
46 jorge 1151 1 0 1151
47 tracy 1108 1 5 1113
48 emily 1024 1 1 1025
49 jk 1015 1 0 1015
50 mindi 937 1 0 937
51 beth 823 1 7 830
52 rodney 492 1 0 492
53 george 5th 315 1 0 315
54 jeremy 308 1 0 308
55 aaron 56 5 0 280
56 mattheis 273 1 0 273
57 hart 199 1 0 199
58 tilford 37 5 1 186
59 graham 124 1 0 124
60 theo 50 1 0 50
61 action 47 1 2 49
62 charlie 40 1 40
63 eric 16 2 0 32
64 molteni 14 1 0 14
65 swope 8 1 0 8
66 kona jeff 5 1 0 5
67 or jorge 0 1 0 0

 

Thursday Dec. 13, 2007 - Race #10

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 4 28:41 26
Topher 4 28:58 24
Josh 4 29:25 23
Bowman 4 30:55 22
Selene 4 30:57 21
Taylor 4 31:56 20
Jamie 4 32:18 19
Intern Matt 4 32:31 18
Kuklis 4 32:55 17
Steve 4 33:02 16
Yarnall 4 33:16 15
Pryor 4 33:33 14
Neyen 4 33:56 13
Spago 4 34:04 12
Plunkett 4 34:43 11
Robi 4 35:34 10
Pete 4 35:57 9
Tom 4 36:53 8
X2 4 37:28 7
Scooter 4 38:55 6
Erica 3 30:22 5
Duane 3 30:40 4
Mary 3 31:10 3
Xine 3 36:20 2
Chris F. 4 41:02 1

PBR: Bowman (2); Intern Matt (1); Kuklis (2); Plunkett (2); Pryor (1); Robi (2); Scooter (1); Selene (1); Tom (1); Yarnall (2)

RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Topher 3 22:05 22
Brad 3 22:22 20
Bowman 3 22:51 19
Josh 3 23:02 18
Intern Matt 3 23:53 17
Taylor 3 24:30 16
Selene 3 24:44 15
Steve 3 25:40 14
Kuklis 3 25:55 13
Spago 3 26:12 12
Pryor 3 26:29 11
Pete 3 26:40 10
Yarnall 3 27:05 9
X2 3 27:50 8
Neyen 3 29:14 7
Tom 3 30:20 6
Robi 3 35:20 5
Scooter 2 24:53 4
Chris F. 2 26:56 3
Plunkett 2 27:32 2
Erica DNF

PBR: Bowman (3); Intern Matt (1); Kuklis (3); Neyen (1); Plunkett (2); Pryor (2); Robi (2); Scooter (2); Selene (1); Tom (1); Yarnall (2)

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Josh 41 19 779 2953 3732
2 Yozell 0 1 0 3559 3559
3 Selene 36 10 360 3183 3543
4 Taylor 36 7 252 3256 3508
5 Bowman 41 6 246 3259 3505
6 Topher 46 4 184 3310 3494
7 Kuklis 30 8 240 3240 3480
8 Steve 30 9 270 3196 3466
9 Spago 24 14 336 3125 3461
10 Pryor 25 11 275 3170 3445
11 Jamie 19 16 304 3120 3424
12 Brad 46 2 92 3325 3417
13 X2 15 17 255 3113 3368
14 Robi 15 15 225 3121 3346
15 Lath 0 3 0 3319 3319
16 Ryan 0 5 0 3304 3304
17 Plunkett 13 18 234 3031 3265
18 Pete 19 21 399 2863 3262
19 Tom 14 20 280 2891 3171
20 Joachim 0 12 0 3159 3159
21 Keith 0 13 0 3128 3128
22 Intern Matt 35 26 910 2210 3120
23 Neyen 20 23 460 2651 3111
24 Hans 0 22 0 2697 2697
25 Harlan 0 24 0 2382 2382
26 Heath 0 25 0 2218 2218
27 Laroo 0 26 0 2210 2210
28 Chuck 0 28 0 2056 2056
29 Duane 4 29 116 1900 2016
30 Dan 0 30 0 1858 1858
31 Mary 3 32 96 1712 1808
32 Tank 0 31 0 1725 1725
33 Scooter 10 37 370 1345 1715
34 John 0 33 0 1593 1593
35 Acumatt 0 34 0 1591 1591
36 Taus 0 35 0 1556 1556
37 yarnall 24 61 1464 25 1489
38 Bill 0 36 0 1437 1437
39 Xine 2 38 76 1303 1379
40 Ray 0 39 0 1238 1238
41 Lisa 0 40 0 1204 1204
42 Jorge 0 41 0 1151 1151
43 Emily 0 42 0 1024 1024
44 Mindi 0 43 0 937 937
45 Tracy 0 44 0 928 928
46 Beth 0 45 0 823 823
47 JK 0 46 0 733 733
48 Joey 0 47 0 599 599
49 Rodney 0 48 0 492 492
50 Chris F. 4 53 212 248 460
51 Steak 0 49 0 392 392
52 Erica 5 57 285 55 340
53 George 5th 0 50 0 315 315
54 Jeremy 0 51 0 308 308
55 Mattheis 0 52 0 273 273
56 Hart 0 54 0 199 199
57 Graham 0 55 0 124 124
58 Aaron 0 56 0 56 56
59 theo 0 58 0 50 50
60 Action 0 59 0 47 47
61 tilford 0 60 0 37 37
62 eric 0 62 0 16 16
63 Molteni 0 63 0 14 14
64 Swope 0 64 0 8 8
65 Kona Jeff 0 65 0 5 5
66 Or Jorge 0 66 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Aaron 0 0 1 1 0 0
AcuMatt 0 0 0 1 3 5
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 1 7
Bill 0 0 1 2 1 5
Bowman 1 7 9 4 0 11
Brad 8 5 1 2 1 0
Chris F. 0 0 1 0 1 0
Chuck 0 1 0 0 4 12
Dan 0 0 0 0 9 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 4 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
Eric 0 0 0 0 2 0
Erica 0 0 0 2 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Graham 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hans 0 0 0 1 9 6
Harlan 1 2 1 0 1 0
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heath 0 0 1 1 2 11
Int Matt 0 0 1 1 5 3
Jamie 0 1 3 11 1 4
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 1 0 2 5 3
Joey 0 0 0 0 2 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Or Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh 0 1 2 3 0 0
Keith 0 3 4 5 1 5
Kuklis 0 0 0 6 12 44
Laroo 0 0 0 0 3 6
Lath 0 2 2 4 1 4
Lisa 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mary 0 0 0 0 3 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Molteni 0 0 0 0 1 0
Neyen 0 0 1 8 5 4
Pete 0 0 1 4 13 1
Plunkett 1 0 2 3 16 41
Pryor 0 1 1 2 13 32
Ray 2 4 1 0 1 0
Robi 0 0 0 3 15 43
Rodney 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ryan 3 3 4 4 3 37
Scooter 0 0 0 0 4 11
Selene 1 0 3 8 4 13
Spago 0 0 2 1 6 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 4 8 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 1 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 1 3 15 1 0
Theo 0 0 0 0 1 0
Tilford 1 0 0 0 0 1
Tom 0 0 0 2 9 10
Topher 2 10 2 1 2 1
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 1 0
X2 0 0 1 4 10 1
Yarnall 0 0 0 0 3 2
Yozell 3 2 0 0 1 1

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Thursday Dec. 6, 2007 - Race #9 - Belgian Night

RACE 1 (19:45 MIN + LAP)

Nuchter

Racer Laps Time Points
Harlan 4 23:22 16
Lath 4 24:34 14
Topher 4 24:55 13
Taylor 4 26:48 12
Spago 4 26:52 11
Joachim 4 27:16 10
Selene 4 27:25 9
X2 4 28:15 8
Brad 4 28:25 7
Pete 4 28:46 6
Eric 3 24:19 5
Frank 3 25:31 4
Mary 3 25:33 3
Joey 3 25:50 2

Zatlap

Racer Laps Time Points
Bowman 4 23:45 14
Keith 4 24:35 12
Ryan 4 24:38 11
Jamie 4 24:39 10
Pryor 4 26:07 9
Kuklis 4 26:32 8
Acumatt 4 27:53 7
Heath 4 29:17 6
Robi 4 29:50 5
Tom 3 24:00 4
Plunkett 3 24:10 3
Scooter 3 24:24 2
Hans 3 26:55 1

PBR: Acumatt (4); Bowman (4); Hans (3); Heath (4); Jamie (4); Keith (4); Kuklis (4); Plunkett (3); Pryor (4); Robi (4); Ryan (4); Scooter (3); Tom (3)

RACE 2 ITT(1 LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Ryan 1 4:54 30
Topher 1 5:27 28
Keith R 1 5:29 27
Harlan 1 5:33 26
Brad 1 5:34 25
Bowman 1 5:35 24
Kuklis 1 5:39 23
Lath 1 5:43 22
Pryor 1 5:46 21
Robi 1 5:50 20
Selene 1 6:00 19
Steve 1 6:00 19
Joachim 1 6:11 17
Plunkett 1 6:12 16
Taylor 1 6:12 16
Spago 1 6:20 14
Scooter 1 6:22 13
Jamie 1 6:31 12
Eric 1 6:34 11
Tom 1 7:26 10
Mary 1 7:31 9
Tank 1 7:34 8
Acumatt 1 7:52 7
Yozell 1 8:03 6
X2 1 8:05 5
Heath 1 8:08 4
Pete 1 8:27 3
Beth 1 8:56 2
Hans 1 9:30 1

PBR (1 each): Bowman; Heath; Keith R; Kuklis; Plunkett; Pryor; Robi; Ryan; Scooter; Selene; Tom; Yozell

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Yozell 6 1 6 3553 3559
2 Brad 32 2 64 3261 3325
3 Lath 36 3 108 3211 3319
4 Topher 41 9 369 2941 3310
5 Ryan 41 11 451 2853 3304
6 Bowman 38 6 228 3031 3259
7 Taylor 28 4 112 3144 3256
8 Kuklis 31 13 403 2837 3240
9 Steve 29 5 145 3051 3196
10 Selene 28 12 336 2847 3183
11 Pryor 30 14 420 2750 3170
12 Joachim 27 18 486 2673 3159
13 Keith 39 23 897 2231 3128
14 Spago 25 17 425 2700 3125
15 Robi 25 16 400 2721 3121
16 Jamie 22 10 220 2900 3120
17 X2 13 7 91 3022 3113
18 Plunkett 19 20 380 2651 3031
19 josh 0 8 0 2953 2953
20 Tom 14 22 308 2583 2891
21 Pete 9 15 135 2728 2863
22 Hans 2 19 38 2659 2697
23 Neyen 0 20 0 2651 2651
24 Harlan 42 55 2310 72 2382
25 Heath 10 27 270 1948 2218
26 Intern Matt 0 24 0 2210 2210
26 Laroo 0 24 0 2210 2210
28 Chuck 0 26 0 2056 2056
29 Duane 0 28 0 1900 1900
30 Dan 0 29 0 1858 1858
31 Tank 12 33 396 1329 1725
32 Mary 12 35 420 1292 1712
33 John 0 30 0 1593 1593
34 Acumatt 14 39 546 1045 1591
35 Taus 0 31 0 1556 1556
36 Bill 0 32 0 1437 1437
37 Scooter 15 45 675 670 1345
38 Xine 0 34 0 1303 1303
39 Ray 0 36 0 1238 1238
40 Lisa 0 37 0 1204 1204
41 Jorge 0 38 0 1151 1151
42 Emily 0 40 0 1024 1024
43 Mindi 0 41 0 937 937
44 Tracy 0 42 0 928 928
45 Beth 2 43 86 737 823
46 JK 0 44 0 733 733
47 Joey 2 46 92 507 599
48 Rodney 0 47 0 492 492
49 Steak 0 48 0 392 392
50 George 5th 0 49 0 315 315
51 Jeremy 0 50 0 308 308
52 Mattheis 0 51 0 273 273
53 Chris F. 0 52 0 248 248
54 Hart 0 53 0 199 199
55 Graham 0 54 0 124 124
56 Aaron 0 56 0 56 56
57 Erica 0 57 0 55 55
58 theo 0 58 0 50 50
59 Action 0 59 0 47 47
60 tilford 0 60 0 37 37
61 yarnell 0 61 0 25 25
62 Eric 16 16 16
63 Molteni 0 62 0 14 14
64 Swope 0 63 0 8 8
65 Kona Jeff 0 64 0 5 5
66 Or Jorge 0 65 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Aaron 0 0 1 1 0 0
AcuMatt 0 0 0 1 3 5
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 1 7
Bill 0 0 1 2 1 5
Bowman 1 6 8 4 0 6
Brad 7 4 1 2 1 0
Chris F. 0 0 1 0 0 0
Chuck 0 1 0 0 4 12
Dan 0 0 0 0 9 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 4 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
Eric 0 0 0 0 2 0
Erica 0 0 0 2 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Graham 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hans 0 0 0 1 9 6
Harlan 1 2 1 0 1 0
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heath 0 0 1 1 2 11
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 5 1
Jamie 0 1 3 10 1 4
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 1 0 2 5 3
Joey 0 0 0 0 2 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Or Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh 0 0 1 3 0 0
Keith 0 3 4 5 1 5
Kuklis 0 0 0 4 12 39
Laroo 0 0 0 0 3 6
Lath 0 2 2 4 1 4
Lisa 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mary 0 0 0 0 3 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Molteni 0 0 0 0 1 0
Neyen 0 0 1 8 3 3
Pete 0 0 1 4 11 1
Plunkett 1 0 2 3 14 37
Pryor 0 1 1 2 11 29
Ray 2 4 1 0 1 0
Robi 0 0 0 3 13 39
Rodney 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ryan 3 3 4 4 3 37
Scooter 0 0 0 0 2 8
Selene 1 0 2 7 4 11
Spago 0 0 2 0 5 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 2 8 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 1 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 1 3 13 1 0
Theo 0 0 0 0 1 0
Tilford 1 0 0 0 0 1
Tom 0 0 0 2 7 8
Topher 1 9 2 1 2 1
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 1 0
X2 0 0 1 4 8 1
Yarnell 0 0 0 0 1 1
Yozell 3 2 0 0 1 1

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Thursday Nov. 29, 2007 - Race #8

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Tilford 4 24:18 37
Yozell 4 24:47 35
Brad 4 24:58 34
Ryan 4 25:37 33
Topher 4 25:40 32
Bowman 4 27:06 31
Jamie 4 27:15 30
Lath 4 27:16 29
Josh 4 27:27 28
Taylor 4 27:41 27
Steve 4 28:40 26
Pryor 4 28:45 25
Laroo 4 28:55 24
Kuklis 4 28:59 23
X2 4 29:12 22
Neyen 4 29:24 21
Joachim 4 29:57 20
Heath 4 30:12 19
Plunkett 4 30:57 18
Pete 4 31:14 17
Spago 4 32:09 16
Hans 4 32:11 15
Yarnell 4 33:03 14
Robi 3 24:25 13
Selene 3 24:37 12
Intern Matt 3 24:55 11
Tom 3 25:34 10
Duane 3 28:00 9
Rodney 3 28:19 8
Mary 3 29:39 7
Tank 3 32:10 6
Xine 3 34:16 5
JK 2 24:30 4
Lisa 2 24:31 3
Graham 2 24:42 2
John 2 27:35 1

PBR: Heath (2); Kuklis (2); Laroo (2); Pryor (2); Robi (2); Ryan (2); Bowman (1); Selene (1); Tilford (1); Tom (1); Yarnell (1)

RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Yozell 3 19:02 31
Brad 3 19:11 29
Topher 3 20:00 28
Bowman 3 20:07 27
Josh 3 20:17 26
Lath 3 20:30 25
Jamie 3 20:44 24
Taylor 3 21:03 23
Selene 3 22:01 22
X2 3 22:11 21
Pryor 3 22:24 20
Ryan 3 22:36 19
Steve 3 22:41 18
Heath 3 22:47 17
Intern Matt 3 22:58 16
Laroo 3 23:00 15
Pete 3 23:36 14
Kuklis 3 23:37 13
Robi 3 24:02 12
Yarnell 3 24:18 11
Hans 3 24:38 10
Spago 3 26:45 9
Tom 2 19:22 8
Tank 2 19:51 7
Duane 2 19:37 6
JK 2 23:10 5
Chris F. 2 35:01 4
Neyen DNF
Rodney DNF
Tilford DNF

PBR: Bowman (2); Heath (2); Kuklis (2); Laroo (2); Ryan (2); Intern Matt (1); Lath (1); Pryor (1); Robi (1); Selene (1); Tom (1)

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Yozell 66 1 66 3487 3553
2 Brad 63 15 945 2316 3261
3 Lath 54 17 918 2293 3211
4 Taylor 50 18 900 2244 3144
5 Steve 44 21 924 2127 3051
6 Bowman 58 9 522 2509 3031
7 X2 43 22 946 2076 3022
8 josh 54 54 2916 37 2953
9 Topher 60 2 120 2821 2941
10 Jamie 54 7 378 2522 2900
11 Ryan 52 6 312 2541 2853
12 Selene 34 20 680 2167 2847
13 Kuklis 36 14 504 2333 2837
14 Pryor 45 3 135 2615 2750
15 Pete 31 4 124 2604 2728
16 Robi 25 8 200 2521 2721
17 Spago 25 11 275 2425 2700
18 Joachim 20 10 200 2473 2673
19 Hans 25 13 325 2334 2659
20 Plunkett 18 5 90 2561 2651
20 Neyen 21 16 336 2315 2651
22 Tom 18 12 216 2367 2583
23 Keith 0 19 0 2231 2231
24 Intern Matt 27 28 756 1454 2210
24 Laroo 39 56 2184 26 2210
26 Chuck 0 23 0 2056 2056
27 Heath 36 53 1908 40 1948
28 Duane 15 27 405 1495 1900
29 Dan 0 24 0 1858 1858
30 John 1 25 25 1568 1593
31 Taus 0 26 0 1556 1556
32 Bill 0 29 0 1437 1437
33 Tank 13 39 507 822 1329
34 Xine 5 32 160 1143 1303
35 Mary 7 34 238 1054 1292
36 Ray 0 30 0 1238 1238
37 Lisa 3 33 99 1105 1204
38 Jorge 0 31 0 1151 1151
39 Acura Matt 0 35 0 1045 1045
40 Emily 0 36 0 1024 1024
41 Mindi 0 37 0 937 937
42 Tracy 0 38 0 928 928
43 Beth 0 40 0 737 737
44 JK 9 44 396 337 733
45 Scooter 0 41 0 670 670
46 Joey 0 42 0 507 507
47 Rodney 8 61 488 4 492
48 Steak 0 43 0 392 392
49 George 5th 0 45 0 315 315
50 Jeremy 0 46 0 308 308
51 Mattheis 0 47 0 273 273
52 Chris F. 4 55 220 28 248
53 Hart 0 48 0 199 199
54 Graham 2 59 118 6 124
55 Harlan 0 49 0 72 72
56 Aaron 0 50 0 56 56
57 Erica 0 51 0 55 55
58 theo 50 50 50
59 Action 0 52 0 47 47
60 tilford 37 37 37
61 yarnell 25 25 25
62 Molteni 0 57 0 14 14
63 Swope 0 58 0 8 8
64 Kona Jeff 0 60 0 5 5
65 Or Jorge 0 62 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Aaron 0 0 1 1 0 0
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 3 1
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 1 7
Bill 0 0 1 2 1 5
Bowman 0 6 8 3 0 1
Brad 7 4 0 1 1 0
Chris F. 0 0 1 0 0 0
Chuck 0 1 0 0 4 12
Dan 0 0 0 0 9 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 4 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
Erica 0 0 0 2 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Graham 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hans 0 0 0 1 8 3
Harlan 0 2 0 0 1 0
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heath 0 0 1 0 2 6
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 5 1
Jamie 0 1 2 10 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 1 0 1 4 3
Joey 0 0 0 0 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Or Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh 0 0 1 3 0 0
Keith 0 1 4 5 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 2 12 34
Laroo 0 0 0 0 3 6
Lath 0 1 2 3 1 4
Lisa 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mary 0 0 0 0 2 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Molteni 0 0 0 0 1 0
Neyen 0 0 1 8 3 3
Pete 0 0 1 3 11 1
Plunkett 1 0 2 3 12 33
Pryor 0 1 0 1 11 24
Ray 2 4 1 0 1 0
Robi 0 0 0 1 13 34
Rodney 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ryan 2 2 4 4 3 32
Scooter 0 0 0 0 0 4
Selene 1 0 2 7 3 10
Spago 0 0 1 0 4 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 2 6 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 1 2 13 0 0
Theo 0 0 0 0 1 0
Tilford 1 0 0 0 0 1
Tom 0 0 0 1 6 4
Topher 1 7 2 1 2 1
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 1 0
X2 0 0 1 3 8 1
Yarnell 0 0 0 0 1 1
Yozell 3 2 0 0 1 0

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Sunday Nov. 25, 2007 - Race #7

RACE 1, BACKWARDS (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Yozell 4 21:14 39
Harlan 4 21:50 37
Topher 4 22:10 36
Aaron 4 22:23 35
Lath 4 23:38 34
Erica 4 23:54 33
Keith 4 23:56 32
Jamie 4 24:07 31
Bowman 4 24:27 30
Taylor 4 24:28 29
Steve 4 24:46 28
Ryan 4 24:48 27
Ray 4 25:05 26
Theo 4 25:46 25
Selene 4 25:58 24
Pete 4 26:21 23
Joachim 4 26:33 22
Plunkett 4 26:48 21
Neyen 4 27:12 20
Acu Matt 4 27:20 19
Robi 4 27:31 18
Brad 4 27:32 17
Hans 4 27:52 16
Spago 4 27:58 15
Kuklis 3 21:25 14
Pryor 3 22:41 13
Heath 3 22:48 12
Tom 3 23:01 11
Duane 3 23:19 10
Joey 3 23:36 9
John 3 23:47 8
Molteni 3 23:56 7
Lisa 3 26:17 6
Chuck 3 27:41 5
Xine 3 27:57 4
Josh DNS 0
Scooter DNF 0
X2 DNF 0

PBR: Kuklis (3); Acu Matt (1); Chuck (2); Heath (2); Joachim (2); Plunkett (2); Pryor (2); Robi (2); Ryan (2); Scooter (2); Selene (2); Tom (1)

RACE 2, TEAM (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Selene-Plunkett 4 23:39 36
Bowman-Chuck 4 23:41 32
Joachim-Pryor 4 23:43 30
Heath-Chris 4 24:14 28
Spago-Ray 4 24:31 26
Jamie-Hans 4 24:48 24
Erica-Robi 4 24:51 22
Aaron-Tom 4 25:09 20
Neyen-Pete 4 25:17 18
Taylor-X2 4 25:22 16
Ryan-Beth 4 25:44 14
Harlan-Duane 4 26:07 12
Yozell-Xine 4 26:14 10
Lath-Dan 4 26:29 8
Brad-Molteni 4 26:57 6
Topher-Lisa 4 27:10 4
Steve-Kuklis 2 14:21 2

PBR: Robi (2); Ryan (2); Beth (1); Chuck (1); Heath (1); Joachim (1); Kuklis (1); Plunkett (1); Pryor (1); Selene (1); Topher (1)

RACE 3, GOAT FIELD MISS-AND-OUT

Racer   Place Points
Yozell 1 26
Ray 2 24
Harlan 3 23
Bowman 4 22
Topher 5 21
Jamie 6 20
Lath 7 19
Kuklis 8 18
Bill 9 17
Ryan 10 16
Plunkett 11 15
Robi 12 14
Scooter 13 13
Pete 14 12
Pryor 15 11
Tom 16 10
Aaron 1
Brad 1
Hans 1
Joey 1
Mary 1
Molteni 1
Selene 1
Spago 1
Steve 1
Taylor 1

PBR: Bill (1); Kuklis (1); Pete (1); Plunkett (2); Pryor (1); Robi (1); Ryan (2)

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Yozell 75 46 3450 37 3487
2 Topher 61 21 1281 1540 2821
3 Pryor 54 18 972 1643 2615
4 Pete 53 15 795 1809 2604
5 Plunkett 72 8 576 1985 2561
6 Ryan 57 10 570 1971 2541
7 Jamie 75 7 525 1997 2522
8 Robi 54 12 648 1873 2521
9 Bowman 84 6 504 2005 2509
10 Joachim 52 29 1508 965 2473
11 Spago 42 17 714 1711 2425
12 Tom 41 19 779 1588 2367
13 Hans 41 11 451 1883 2334
14 Kuklis 34 14 476 1857 2333
15 Brad 24 1 24 2292 2316
16 Neyen 38 9 342 1973 2315
17 Lath 65 4 260 2033 2293
18 Taylor 46 5 230 2014 2244
19 Keith 32 22 704 1527 2231
20 Selene 61 2 122 2045 2167
21 Steve 31 3 93 2034 2127
22 X2 16 13 208 1868 2076
23 Chuck 37 30 1110 946 2056
24 Dan 8 16 128 1730 1858
25 John 8 24 192 1376 1568
26 Taus 0 20 0 1556 1556
27 Duane 22 36 792 703 1495
28 Intern Matt 0 23 0 1454 1454
29 Bill 17 33 561 876 1437
30 Ray 76 25 1900 1238 1238
31 Jorge 0 26 0 1151 1151
32 Xine 14 37 518 625 1143
33 Lisa 10 35 350 755 1105
34 Mary 1 27 27 1027 1054
35 Acura Matt 19 55 1045 0 1045
36 Emily 0 28 0 1024 1024
37 Mindi 0 31 0 937 937
38 Tracy 0 32 0 928 928
39 Tank 0 34 0 822 822
40 Beth 14 44 616 121 737
41 Scooter 13 51 663 7 670
42 Joey 10 49 490 17 507
43 Steak 0 38 0 392 392
44 JK 0 39 0 337 337
45 George 5th 0 40 0 315 315
46 Jeremy 0 41 0 308 308
47 Mattheis 0 42 0 273 273
48 Hart 0 43 0 199 199
49 Harlan 72 72 72
50 Aaron 56 56 56
51 Erica 55 55 55
52 Action 0 45 0 47 47
53 Heath 40 40 40
54 josh 0 47 0 37 37
55 Chris F. 28 28 28
56 Laroo 0 48 0 26 26
57 Molteni 14 14 14
58 Swope 0 50 0 8 8
59 Graham 0 52 0 6 6
60 Kona Jeff 0 53 0 5 5
61 Rodney 0 54 0 4 4
62 Or Jorge 0 55 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Aaron 0 0 1 1 0 0
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 3 1
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 1 7
Bill 0 0 1 2 1 5
Bowman 0 6 7 2 0 0
Brad 7 2 0 1 1 0
Chris F. 0 0 1 0 0 0
Chuck 0 1 0 0 4 12
Dan 0 0 0 0 9 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 4 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
Erica 0 0 0 2 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Graham 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hans 0 0 0 1 8 3
Harlan 0 2 0 0 1 0
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Heath 0 0 1 0 0 3
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 4 0
Jamie 0 1 2 8 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 1 0 1 3 3
Joey 0 0 0 0 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Or Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh 0 0 0 2 0 0
Keith 0 1 4 5 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 2 10 30
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Lath 0 1 2 1 1 3
Lisa 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mary 0 0 0 0 2 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindi 0 0 0 0 0 0
Molteni 0 0 0 0 1 0
Neyen 0 0 1 8 2 3
Pete 0 0 1 3 9 1
Plunkett 1 0 2 3 11 33
Pryor 0 1 0 1 9 21
Ray 2 4 1 0 1 0
Robi 0 0 0 1 12 31
Rodney 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ryan 2 2 3 4 2 28
Scooter 0 0 0 0 0 4
Selene 1 0 2 6 3 9
Spago 0 0 1 0 4 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 2 4 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 1 2 11 0 0
Theo 0 0 0 0 1 0
Tom 0 0 0 1 6 3
Topher 1 6 1 1 2 1
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 1 0
X2 0 0 1 2 7 1
Yozell 2 1 0 0 1 0

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Thursday Nov. 15, 2007 - Race #6

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 4 24:35 26
Ryan 4 25:38 24
Lath 4 26:06 23
Jamie 4 26:17 22
Bowman 4 26:48 21
Selene 4 27:00 20
Josh 4 27:04 19
Taylor 4 27:24 18
Neyen 4 27:47 17
Steve 4 27:28 16
X2 4 28:47 15
Pete 4 29:11 14
Robi 4 29:12 13
Kuklis 4 30:11 12
Hans 4 31:17 11
Dan 4 32:57 10
Tom 3 25:02 9
Intern Matt 3 25:23 8
Plunkett 3 25:58 7
Mary 3 26:29 6
Tracy 3 29:48 5
Hart 3 30:16 4
Xine 3 33:23 3
Rodney DNF
Scooter DNF

PBR: Kuklis (3); Robi (3); Hans (2); Plunkett (2); Ryan (1); Scooter (1); Selene (1)


RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 4 25:24 24
Jamie 4 27:13 22
Taylor 4 27:34 21
Lath 4 27:50 20
Ryan 4 28:06 19
Josh 4 28:06 18
Bowman 4 28:35 17
Selene 4 28:42 16
Steve 4 29:28 15
X2 4 30:24 14
Plunkett 4 30:45 13
Robi 4 31:03 12
Hans 4 31:13 11
Neyen 4 31:19 10
Bill 4 31:56 9
Kuklis 4 31:59 8
Pete 4 32:39 7
Tom 3 27:34 6
Duane 3 28:35 5
Rodney 3 30:37 4
Dan 3 31:51 3
Lisa 3 32:32 2
Hart DNF

PBR: Kuklis (3); Plunkett (2); Robi (2); Ryan (2); Selene (2); Neyen (1)


GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Brad 50 15 750 1542 2292
2 Selene 36 2 72 1973 2045
3 Steve 31 1 31 2003 2034
4 Lath 43 47 2021 12 2033
5 Taylor 39 11 429 1585 2014
6 Bowman 38 10 380 1625 2005
7 Jamie 44 8 352 1645 1997
8 Plunkett 20 3 60 1925 1985
9 Neyen 27 20 540 1433 1973
10 Ryan 43 7 301 1670 1971
11 Hans 22 19 418 1465 1883
12 Robi 25 12 300 1573 1873
13 X2 29 6 174 1694 1868
14 Kuklis 20 18 360 1497 1857
15 Pete 21 5 105 1704 1809
16 Dan 13 13 169 1561 1730
17 Spago 0 4 0 1711 1711
18 Pryor 0 9 0 1643 1643
19 Tom 15 24 360 1228 1588
20 Taus 0 14 0 1556 1556
21 Topher 0 16 0 1540 1540
22 Keith 0 17 0 1527 1527
23 Intern Matt 8 22 176 1278 1454
24 John 0 21 0 1376 1376
25 Ray 0 23 0 1238 1238
26 Jorge 0 25 0 1151 1151
27 Mary 6 30 180 847 1027
28 Emily 0 26 0 1024 1024
29 Joachim 0 27 0 965 965
30 Chuck 0 28 0 946 946
31 Mindy 0 29 0 937 937
32 Tracy 5 32 160 768 928
33 Bill 9 34 306 570 876
34 Tank 0 31 0 822 822
35 Lisa 2 33 66 689 755
36 Duane 5 35 175 528 703
37 Xine 3 36 108 517 625
38 Steak 0 37 0 392 392
39 JK 0 38 0 337 337
40 George 5th 0 39 0 315 315
41 Jeremy 0 40 0 308 308
42 Mattheis 0 41 0 273 273
43 Hart 4 47 188 11 199
44 Beth 0 42 0 121 121
45 Action 0 43 0 47 47
46 Yozell 0 44 0 37 37
47 josh 37 37 37
48 Laroo 0 45 0 26 26
49 Joey 0 46 0 17 17
50 Swope 0 48 0 8 8
51 Scooter 0 49 0 7 7
52 Graham 0 50 0 6 6
53 Kona Jeff 0 51 0 5 5
54 Rodney 4 4 4
55 Or Jorge 0 0 0
55 Acura Matt 0 52 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 2 0
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 0 6
Bill 0 0 1 1 1 4
Bowman 0 5 6 1 0 0
Brad 7 2 0 1 0 0
Inchworm 0 0 0 0 4 9
Dan 0 0 0 0 8 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 3 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Hans 0 0 0 0 8 3
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 4 0
Jamie 0 1 2 5 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 0 0 1 2 0
Joey 0 0 0 0 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Or Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh 0 0 0 2 0 0
Keith 0 1 4 4 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 9 25
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Lath 0 1 1 0 0 3
Mary 0 0 0 0 2 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindy 0 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 1 7 1 3
Pete 0 0 1 2 8 0
Plunkett 0 0 2 3 10 28
Pryor 0 0 0 1 9 17
Ray 2 3 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 12 26
Rodney 0 0 0 0 1 0
Ryan 2 2 3 3 0 22
Scooter 0 0 0 0 0 2
Selene 0 0 2 6 2 6
Spago 0 0 0 0 4 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 2 2 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 1 2 9 0 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 6 2
Topher 1 5 0 1 1 0
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 1 1 7 1
Yozell 0 1 0 0 0 0

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Thursday Nov. 8, 2007 - Race #5

Funny what the threat of no beer at 5th Street Cross will do. Nine cases? That'll last. Until next week, at least.

Our birthday boy, Miles Neyen, took pride in his guest starter status to get the night started. Mark my words: that boy is going to kick every one of your butts in a few years. And would take out half of you now, if it weren't for liability issues.

Taus' strategy of only riding his bike once a week--for cross--pays off as he dons the coveted maglia cinque with his 5th in GC. Perhaps now he'll quit spending so much time working on his stinkin' porch--who the hell needs a porch in the wintertime anyway?--and step it up to give the spectators reason to cheer. Admit it, Taus: You miss the taste of cognac, don't you?

Brad once again dominated the field. And showed incredible strength when it only took TWO girls to help him finish his cognac. The fact that Tracy suggested "wine" or "perhaps schnapps" as the winner's beverage makes a whole lot more sense now.

Not only was Jamie the distinguished wearer of the GC title, but he's also the sole 5th Street Crosser to speak Wofol. In a strange coincidence, it seems that Jaime and his girlfriend spent 2 years living in a mud hut in Senegal--where 5th Street cofounder Bill was last seen. A quick guide: if someone fast is coming behind you and yells "charmoin!", you should move to the left; if they yell "nayjoor!", move to the right. If you hear "rafet meego," pedal away. Fast.

The race of the night belonged to the Pryor/Yeager household, most notably during Race 2 when Pryor was sufficiently PBR'ed enough to keep up with his naturally fast wife. Starting the bell lap, the happy couple came through the chute together smiling like honeymooners. Just after the sandbox, Pryor goes for his power play, shifts into his hardest gear and turns the goat field into his own personal defillabrator. That kind of screaming hasn't been heard since Mel Gibson's disemberment in "Braveheart." Selene never looked back. Pryor--it should be noted--is no Mel Gibson.

Kuklis brought 5 gallons of cider, which we forgot about. (Bring your containers next week--it's coming back.) Keith brought hoagies, which probably explains Plunkett's PBR offering on the course during Race 1. Lisa brought birthday cake, which was unanimously voted "best post-ride food that's free." And Ray brought...well, Ray brought nothing except two DNFs.

Race 2: 15 PBRs up for grabs. The Fab 5 (Ryan, Kuklis, Pryor, Robi, Plunkett) line up, ready to chug. Geniuses that they are, one of them (or perhaps it was Miles) realizes, "hey, if this goes right, we can all get 3." Lap 2, Fab 5 comes in all smiles for their 2nd Peeber. Then...what's this?! Emily?! Emily going for a Peeber? Obviously no one told her about The Plan. Robi gives his all to beat Plunkett to the last can of nectar, only to get a taste of karma when his chugging ability is astoundingly slower than Plunkett's alcohol-induced riding.

Duane snagged the Fastest Slow Person by turning in his first-ever sub-10-minute lap (7:44) and beating his personal best finish by 8 minutes. What if it turns out that he really IS fast?

BTW, has anyone seen Inchworm?

Footnote: This week, the course and pre-race setup was ready earlier than ever in the history of 5th Street Cross. Special thanks to Animal, Brad, Brian and Plunkett for coming out at lunchtime to help replace a zillion feet of course tape that Ray shredded all to hell last week. And thanks for figuring out how to compensate for the broken stakes on the course. Who says Boy Scouts can't race bikes? And thanks for gathering sticks and prepping the fire, so we didn't have to endure James' lack of firebuilding finesse. And thanks for retrieving the trash and recycling bins from the end of the driveway, which Kuklis was shamed into dragging down on Tuesday night. The recycling bins--for those who are confused--are GRAY. They are not green and look like grass, nor are they black and look like asphalt, or brown and look like a workbench. And they're in the garage--the same garage you walk into for another beer. So use 'em.

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 5 27:17 37
Topher 5 27:47 35
Bowman 5 28:17 34
Taus 5 28:38 33
Plunkett 5 28:56 32
Keith 5 29:00 31
Jamie 5 29:03 30
Ryan 5 29:46 29
Selene 5 29:52 28
Taylor 5 30:24 27
Steve 5 30:31 26
X2 5 30:34 25
Joachim 5 30:35 24
Pete 5 31:20 23
Pryor 5 31:27 22
Hans 5 31:53 21
Spago 5 31:55 20
Robi 5 33:35 19
Dan 5 34:42 18
Kuklis 4 27:32 17
Intern Matt 4 27:46 16
Tom 4 28:24 15
Jorge 4 28:28 14
Mindy 4 28:42 13
John 4 29:55 12
Emily 4 33:06 11
Lisa 4 33:47 10
Mary 4 33:56 9
Tracy 4 35:05 8
Xine 3 29:45 7
Graham 3 30:30 6
Duane 3 31:37 5
Ray DNF
Neyen DNF
Joey DNF
Jeremy DNF

PBR: Ryan (3); Plunkett (3); Robi (3); Kuklis (3); Pryor (3); Selene (1); Tom (1);
Tracy (1)


RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 4 21:33 31
Topher 4 21:39 29
Bowman 4 22:24 28
Jamie 4 22:27 27
Keith R 4 23:08 26
Ryan 4 23:13 25
Taus 4 23:24 24
Neyen 4 23:34 23
Steve 4 23:43 22
Taylor 4 24:55 21
Selene 4 24:59 20
Pryor 4 25:25 19
Spago 4 25:26 18
Pete 4 25:45 17
Plunkett 4 26:21 16
X2 4 26:31 15
Hans 4 27:18 14
Robi 4 27:35 13
Dan 4 28:19 12
Kuklis 4 31:37 11
Tom 3 21:39 10
Jorge 3 21:56 9
Mindy 3 22:07 8
John 3 22:22 7
Duane 3 23:49 6
Mary 3 24:31 5
Lisa 3 25:47 4
Tracy 3 26:53 3
Emily 3 29:16 2
Ray DNF

PBR: Ryan (3); Robi (3); Kuklis (3); Pryor (3); Plunkett (2); Emily (1)


GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Steve 48 41 1968 35 2003
2 Selene 48 22 1056 917 1973
3 Plunkett 38 19 912 1013 1925
4 Spago 38 17 646 1065 1711
5 Pete 40 14 560 1144 1704
6 X2 39 16 624 1070 1694
7 Ryan 54 8 432 1238 1670
8 Jamie 57 1 57 1588 1645
9 Pryor 41 11 451 1192 1643
10 Bowman 62 6 372 1253 1625
11 Taylor 48 7 336 1249 1585
12 Robi 32 13 416 1157 1573
13 Dan 30 18 540 1021 1561
14 Taus 57 5 285 1271 1556
15 Brad 68 2 136 1406 1542
16 Topher 64 3 192 1348 1540
17 Keith 57 4 228 1299 1527
18 Kuklis 28 12 336 1161 1497
19 Hans 35 29 1015 450 1465
20 Neyen 23 10 230 1203 1433
21 John 19 15 285 1091 1376
22 Int. Matt 16 21 336 942 1278
23 Ray 0 8 0 1238 1238
24 Tom 25 25 625 603 1228
25 Jorge 23 49 1127 1 1128
26 Emily 13 24 312 712 1024
27 Joachim 24 38 912 53 965
28 Inchworm 0 20 0 946 946
29 Mindy 21 44 924 13 937
30 Mary 14 27 378 469 847
31 Tank 0 23 0 822 822
32 Tracy 11 28 308 460 768
33 Lisa 14 49 686 3 689
34 Bill 0 26 0 570 570
35 Duane 11 36 396 132 528
36 Xine 7 35 245 272 517
37 Steak 0 30 0 392 392
38 JK 0 31 0 337 337
39 George 5th 0 32 0 315 315
40 Jeremy 0 33 0 308 308
41 Mattheis 0 34 0 273 273
42 Beth 0 37 0 121 121
43 Action 0 39 0 47 47
44 Yozell 0 40 0 37 37
45 Laroo 0 42 0 26 26
46 Joey 0 43 0 17 17
47 Hart 0 45 0 11 11
48 Swope 0 46 0 8 8
49 Scooter 0 47 0 7 7
50 Graham 6 --- 6 --- 6
51 Kona Jeff 0 48 0 5 5
52 Ac. Matt 0 50 0 --- --

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 2 0
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 0 6
Bill 0 0 1 1 0 4
Bowman 0 5 5 0 0 0
Brad 5 2 0 1 0 0
Inchworm 0 0 0 0 4 9
Dan 0 0 0 0 7 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 2 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 1
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Hans 0 0 0 0 6 1
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 3 0
Jamie 0 0 1 5 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 0 0 1 2 0
Joey 0 0 0 0 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Keith 0 1 4 4 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 7 19
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Lath 0 0 0 0 0 3
Lisa 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mary 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindy 0 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 1 6 0 2
Pete 0 0 1 2 6 0
Plunkett 0 0 2 3 8 24
Pryor 0 0 0 1 9 17
Ray 2 3 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 10 21
Ryan 2 1 2 3 0 19
Scooter 0 0 0 0 0 1
Selene 0 0 2 4 2 3
Spago 0 0 0 0 4 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 0 2 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 3 3 0 0
Taylor 0 0 2 8 0 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 4 2
Topher 1 5 0 1 1 0
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 3
Xine 0 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 1 0 6 1
Yozell 0 1 0 0 0 0

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Thursday Nov. 1, 2007 - Race #4

Bill went to Senegal...
...and all I got was a lousy 'cross race.

But before jetting off to the jungle for three weeks, we harnessed the genius of a guy who designs secret lasers for the government under a Class 1 Clearance Level 1, so we could more quickly figure out if JK is ahead of Mary. Thanks, Ken.

After missing last week's monsoon, the fair-weather wussies came back out to play as 36 of you lined up for the first race. Topher broke the curse of the maglia cinque by showing up. Then he rocked it by showing nearly everyone else up.

Scooter got wise and used his 44-second lantern rouge advantage to chug a PBR, thus ensuring he wouldn't get caught before the driveway. Then he DNF'd.

X2 used her "Selene-is-out-of-town" advantage to line up 2nd row. Then she DNF'd.

Swope showed up early, bragged about her win at Nittany Cross over the weekend. Then she DNF'd.

Duane complained about his headlight, borrowed a loaner. Then he DNF'd.

Ray got the crowd all excited for a showdown on Race 2 after Brad beat him by 2 seconds in the opener. Then he DNF'd.

Enough of the quitters...a lot of people did race. The report was that the course was no longer the consistency of last week's soup. It's now turned to peanut butter. Chunky.

Plunkett rocketed to the lead of the PBR honor. Ryan will never recover.

Brad kicked everyone's muddy butts, then snubbed his nose at the cognac. Pryor was kind enough to offer assistance.

Bowman admitted he just couldn't bring himself to elbow 15-year-old Joey who was evidently in Bowman's way. He did however, have no problem taking out Emily and her bike as she kindly stood beside the trail to let him pass.

Pete cheered to hear he'd won some schwag. And cheered louder when he heard it was for Fastest Slow Person. Which reminds me: Many of you should just stop your hopes of sandbagging. We can see right through it, and you'll never get Fastest Slow Person that way. Neither can you get it if you are just slow.

Remember last year when Lath screamed at the bell lap "Noooooo!, let me do more!" A far cry from the guy who showed up tonight and sat an inch from the finish and waited 5 minutes for the leaders to cross. Welcome back, Lath. We missed you.

The Indiana boys came to town, talked some big racing talk. Looked at the course, then made a lame excuse about running the NY City Marathon this weekend. Weak.

5th Street Cross reached a milestone tonight as we welcomed our 50th racer of the season. Next week, we'll celebrate with beer...if anyone brings any. Plunkett was seen shaking his head in dejected disbelief as he stood before the empty fridge an hour after Race 2. Oh--that's a hint, by the way.

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 5 29:25 37
Ray 5 29:28 35
Topher 5 30:08 34
Bowman 5 30:39 33
Ryan 5 30:56 32
Taus 5 31:14 31
Keith 5 31:15 30
Jamie 5 32:12 29
Taylor 5 32:36 28
Neyen 5 32:41 27
Pryor 5 34:23 26
Pete 5 35:15 25
Kuklis 5 35:31 24
Robi 5 35:36 23
Steve 5 35:44 22
Plunkett 5 36:33 21
Spago 5 36:37 20
Dan 4 30:54 19
John 4 31:30 18
Joey 4 32:04 17
Chuck 4 33:51 16
Frank 4 34:02 15
Emily 4 34:05 14
Mindy 4 35:50 13
Mary 4 36:18 12
D. Hart 4 36:38 11
Lath 3 29:30 10
JK 3 29:31 9
Intern Matt 3 29:50 8
Tracy 3 30:14 7
Mattheis 3 30:30 6
Xine 3 34:14 5
X2 DNF
Scooter DNF
Swope DNF
Duane DNF

PBR: Plunkett (3); Ryan (3); Lath (2); Robi (2); Kuklis (2); Chuck (2); Pryor (2); Scooter (1)


RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 4 23:59 27
Topher 4 24:12 25
Keith R 4 24:37 24
Bowman 4 25:45 23
Taylor 4 26:26 22
Ryan 4 26:48 21
Taus 4 27:12 20
Jamie 4 27:15 19
Pete 4 27:27 18
Neyen 4 27:36 17
Intern Matt 4 27:37 16
Pryor 4 28:27 15
Robi 4 28:47 14
Steve 4 28:53 13
Plunkett 4 29:17 12
Kuklis 4 30:19 11
Dan 4 31:45 10
John 4 32:07 9
Chuck 3 25:52 8
Spago 3 26:08 7
Frank 3 26:34 6
Emily 3 26:54 5
Tracy 3 29:48 4
Lisa 3 30:49 3
Lath 2 28:49 2
Ray DNF

PBR: Plunkett (2); Ryan (2); Robi (2); Kuklis (2); Lath (1); Chuck (1); Pryor (1); Neyen (1); Tracy (1)


GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Jamie 48 31 1488 100 1588
2 Brad 64 6 384 1022 1406
3 Topher 59 5 295 1053 1348
4 Keith 54 9 486 813 1299
5 Taus 51 3 153 1118 1271
6 Bowman 56 2 112 1141 1253
7 Taylor 50 12 600 649 1249
8 Ray 35 1 35 1238 1238
9 Ryan 53 8 424 814 1238
10 Neyen 44 13 572 631 1203
11 Pryor 41 15 615 577 1192
12 Kuklis 35 19 665 496 1161
13 Robi 37 17 629 528 1157
14 Pete 43 10 430 714 1144
15 John 27 40 1080 11 1091
16 X2 0 4 0 1070 1070
17 Spago 27 39 1053 12 1065
18 Dan 29 24 696 325 1021
19 Plunkett 33 11 363 650 1013
20 Chuck 24 18 432 514 946
21 Int. Matt 24 20 480 462 942
22 Selene 0 7 0 917 917
23 Tank 21 38 798 24 822
24 Emily 19 36 684 28 712
25 Tom 0 14 0 603 603
26 Bill 0 16 0 570 570
27 Mary 12 29 348 121 469
28 Tracy 11 41 451 9 460
29 Hans 0 21 0 450 450
30 Steak 3 22 0 392 392
31 JK 9 23 207 337 337
32 George 5th 0 25 0 315 315
33 Jeremy 0 26 0 308 308
34 Mattheis 6 32 192 81 273
35 Xine 5 27 135 137 272
36 Duane 0 28 0 132 132
37 Beth 0 29 0 121 121
38 Joachim 0 33 0 53 53
39 Action 0 34 0 47 47
40 Yozell 0 35 0 37 37
41 Steve 35 -- 35 --- 35
42 Laroo 0 37 0 26 26
43 Joey 17 -- 17 --- 17
44 Mindy 13 -- 13 --- 13
45 Hart 11 -- 11 --- 11
46 Swope 0 42 0 8 8
47 Scooter 0 43 0 7 7
48 Kona Jeff 0 44 0 5 5
49 Jorge 0 45 0 1 1
50 Ac. Matt 0 46 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 2 0
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 0 6
Bill 0 0 1 1 0 4
Bowman 0 3 5 0 0 0
Brad 3 2 0 1 0 0
Chuck 0 0 0 0 4 9
Dan 0 0 0 0 5 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 2 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 1 0 0
Hans 0 0 0 0 4 1
Hart 0 0 0 0 0 0
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 3 0
Jamie 0 0 0 4 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 0 0 1 1 0
Joey 0 0 0 0 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Keith 0 1 3 3 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 5 8
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Lath 0 0 0 0 0 3
Mary 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mindy 0 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 1 5 0 2
Pete 0 0 1 2 4 0
Plunkett 0 0 1 3 7 18
Pryor 0 0 0 1 7 10
Ray 2 3 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 8 16
Ryan 2 1 2 1 0 13
Scooter 0 0 0 0 0 1
Selene 0 0 2 3 1 2
Spago 0 0 0 0 2 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Steve 0 0 0 0 2 0
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 2 2 0 0
Taylor 0 0 2 6 0 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 4 1
Topher 1 3 0 1 1 0
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 2
Xine 0 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 1 0 4 1
Yozell 0 1 0 0 0 0

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Friday Oct. 26, 2007 - Race #3

Nice night.

Very crossy, wasn’t it?

Topher rocked the race — right up until the point where oh no he didn’t. Brad looked mean and shit. Selene outdrank Pryor — in speed if not in frequency. Your humble narrator became the first brave racer to quaff three Peebers in a single race — and also the first to fall victim to the new, stringent and cruel unempty-PBR sanction. Plunkett had six for the night — the man’s a warrior (if warriors belched smelly beer bubbles and got all sentimental over nothing).

But, really, one quote seems to sum it all up:

“I seem to have Pryor stuck in my spokes.” —Robi.

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Topher 4 25:19 22
Brad 4 25:50 20
Bowman 4 26:34 19
Bill 4 27:00 18
Keith 4 27:12 17
Selene 4 27:20 16
Pete 4 27:25 15
Pryor 4 27:35 14
Neyen 4 27:41 13
Taylor 4 28:48 12
Acura Matt 4 30:30 11
Plunkett 4 30:36 10
Intern Matt 4 30:45 9
Robi 4 31:09 8
Jeremy 4 32:39 7
Steak 4 32:41 6
Tom 4 33:14 5
X2 3 26:03 4
Mary 3 27:25 3
Duane 3 28:24 2
Action 3 30:49 1

PBR: Bill (3); Pryor (3); Plunkett (2); Robi (2); Action (1); Selene (1)


RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Brad 3 19:36 17
Topher 3 20:01 15
Bowman 3 21:07 14
Selene 3 21:25 13
Keith 3 21:50 12
Taylor 3 21:58 11
Neyen 3 22:07 10
Pete 3 22:21 9
Plunkett 3 22:45 8
X2 3 22:55 7
Robi 3 23:25 6
Intern Matt 3 23:55 5
Pryor 3 24:26 4
Acura Matt 3 25:06 3
Tom 3 26:11 2
Duane 2 21:20 1

PBR: Plunkett (3); Pryor (2); Robi (2); Neyen (1); Selene (1)


GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Ray 0 1 0 1238 1238
2 Bowman 33 4 132 1009 1141
3 Taus 0 2 0 1118 1118
4 X2 11 3 33 1037 1070
5 Topher 37 27 999 54 1053
6 Brad 37 26 962 60 1022
7 Selene 29 6 174 743 917
8 Ryan 0 5 0 814 814
9 Keith 29 19 551 262 813
10 Pete 24 17 408 306 714
11 Plunkett 18 10 180 470 650
12 Taylor 23 13 299 350 649
13 Neyen 23 21 483 148 631
14 Tom 7 7 49 554 603
15 Pryor 18 12 216 361 577
16 Bill 18 30 540 30 570
17 Robi 14 20 280 248 528
18 Chuck 0 8 0 514 514
19 Kuklis 0 9 0 496 496
20 Int. Matt 14 31 434 28 462
21 Hans 0 11 0 450 450
22 Steak 6 18 108 284 392
23 JK 0 14 0 337 337
24 Dan 0 15 0 325 325
25 George V 0 16 0 315 315
26 Jeremy 7 44 308 0 308
27 Xine 0 22 0 137 137
28 Duane 3 44 132 0 132
29 Beth 0 23 0 121 121
30 Mary 3 37 111 10 121
31 Jamie 0 24 0 100 100
32 Mattheis 0 25 0 81 81
33 Joachim 0 28 0 53 53
34 Action 1 37 37 10 47
35 Yozell 0 29 0 37 37
36 Emily 0 31 0 28 28
37 Laroo 0 33 0 26 26
38 Tank 0 34 0 24 24
39 Ac. Matt 14 - 14 0 14
40 Spago 0 35 0 12 12
41 John 0 36 0 11 11
42 Tracy 0 39 0 9 9
43 Swope 0 40 0 8 8
44 Scooter 0 41 0 7 7
45 Kona Jeff 0 42 0 5 5
46 Jorge 0 43 0 1 1

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Acu Matt 0 0 0 0 2 0
Action 0 0 0 0 0 2
Beth 0 0 0 0 0 6
Bill 0 0 1 1 0 4
Bowman 0 3 3 0 0 0
Brad 1 2 0 1 0 0
Chuck 0 0 0 0 3 6
Dan 0 0 0 0 3 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 2 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 0
George 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Hans 0 0 0 0 4 1
Int Matt 0 0 0 0 2 0
Jamie 0 0 0 2 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy 0 0 0 0 1 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 0 0 1 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Keith 0 0 3 2 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 3 8
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Mary 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 1 3 0 1
Pete 0 0 1 1 3 0
Plunkett 0 0 1 3 5 13
Pryor 0 0 0 1 5 7
Ray 2 2 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 6 12
Ryan 2 1 1 0 0 8
Scott 0 0 0 0 0 0
Selene 0 0 2 3 1 2
Spago 0 0 0 0 0 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 3 2
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 2 0 0 0
Taylor 0 0 1 5 0 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 4 1
Topher 1 1 0 1 1 0
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 1
Xine 0 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 1 0 4 1
Yozell 0 1 0 0 0 0

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Thursday Oct. 18, 2007 - Race #2

Thirty-eight idiots racing in my yard, a pile-up on the driveway, tape strewn to hell and back, the enigmatic race stylings of Duane, the mobile course barrier that was Action Howard lying all over the trail, and the highest-ever psi -- 100 -- raced at Fifth Street. What's not to love?

I'll tell you what. After professing his love for the Fifth Street Cross community and, in particular, the glory of the PBR shortcut, two-time winner Ryan takes a beery dump all over the maglia cinque by announcing in advance that he won't show up next week to claim the coveted prize. No M.C. hammer next week, folks -- blame Ryan. And after Pryor did it up proud this week by almost finishing close to being not too far behind his wife.

What else? We have a serious PBR sandbagging problem. Some of those cans are hitting the driveway with a thunk louder than Beth's head made when she endoed on the hill I rerouted to ensure no one would endo. New rule -- and you know how much I despise making rules: When you finish a Peeber, you gotta tip it over and let whatever's in there pour out. If it's too much, you have to finish another whole one.

Wait -- 100 psi? WTF? Mr. Costello clearly never sat down at some point and gave his daughter "the tire pressure talk" before she made such a mistake.

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Ryan 5 27:13 39
Yozell 5 27:39 37
Ray 5 28:16 36
Bowman 5 28:26 35
Taus 5 28:32 34
Topher 5 28:54 33
Keith 5 29:14 32
Brad 5 29:27 31
Bill 5 29:33 30
Taylor 5 29:52 29
Joachim 5 29:55 28
Selene 5 30:00 27
Laroo 5 31:35 26
Pryor 5 31:54 25
X2 5 32:48 24
Hans 5 33:17 23
Robi 5 33:24 22
Plunkett 5 33:53 21
Chuck 5 34:14 20
Kuklis 5 34:16 19
Dan 5 34:30 18
Steak 4 27:19 17
Matt 4 28:02 16
George the 5th 4 29:55 15
Tank 4 31:27 14
Tom 4 31:58 13
Spago 4 32:20 12
Emily 4 33:34 11
Action 4 35:15 10
JK 4 35:45 9
Swope 4 36:10 8
Tracy 3 26:32 7
Mary 3 31:20 6
Xine 3 31:31 5
John DNF   0
Pete DNF   0
Duane DNS   0
Jeremy DNS   0

RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Ryan 4 21:59 32
Ray 4 22:02 30
Brad 4 22:02 29
Taus 4 22:33 28
Bowman 4 23:41 27
Keith 4 23:41 26
Joachim 4 23:53 25
Taylor 4 23:59 24
Selene 4 24:20 23
Plunkett 4 24:24 22
Topher 4 24:41 21
Pryor 4 24:57 20
X2 4 24:59 19
Robi 4 25:06 18
Kuklis 4 26:55 17
Pete 4 27:04 16
Hans 4 27:17 15
Dan 4 27:38 14
Tom 4 27:47 13
Matt 4 28:41 12
John 3 22:15 11
Tank 3 23:03 10
Steak 3 23:12 9
Chuck 3 24:19 8
Emily 3 24:34 7
JK 3 25:56 6
Beth 3 26:13 5
Mary 3 26:24 4
Mattheis 3 28:10 3
Tracy 2 23:03 2
Spago DNF   0

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Ray 66 18 1188 50 1238
2 Taus 62 17 1054 64 1118
3 X2 43 24 1032 5 1037
4 Bowman 62 15 930 79 1009
5 Ryan 71 10 710 104 814
6 Selene 50 13 650 93 743
7 Tom 26 21 546 8 554
8 Chuck 28 16 448 66 514
9 Kuklis 36 11 396 100 496
10 Plunkett 43 8 344 126 470
11 Hans 38 9 342 108 450
12 Pryor 45 5 225 136 361
13 Taylor 53 4 212 138 350
14 JK 15 19 285 52 337
15 Dan 32 6 192 133 325
16 George the 5th 15 20 300 15 315
17 Pete 16 14 224 82 306
18 Steak 22 7 154 130 284
19 Keith 58 1 58 204 262
20 Robi 40 2 80 168 248
21 Neyen 0 3 0 148 148
22 Xine 5 27 135 2 137
23 Beth 5 23 115 6 121
24 Jamie 0 11 0 100 100
24 Mattheis 3 26 78 3 81
26 Brad 60 - 60 0 60
27 Topher 54 - 54 0 54
28 Joachim 53 - 53 0 53
29 Yozell 37 - 37 0 37
30 Bill 30 - 30 0 30
31 Emily 28 - 28 0 28
32 Matt 28 - 28 0 28
33 Laroo 26 - 26 0 26
34 Tank 24 - 24 0 24
35 Spago 12 - 12 0 12
36 John 11 - 11 0 11
37 Action 10 - 10 0 10
38 Mary 10 - 10 0 10
39 Tracy 9 - 9 0 9
40 Swope 8 - 8 0 8
41 Scott 0 22 0 7 7
42 Kona Jeff 0 24 0 5 5
43 Jorge 0 - 0 1 1
44 Jeremy 0 - 0 0 0
45 Duane 0 - 0 0 0

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20 PBR
Action 0 0 0 0 0 1
Beth 0 0 0 0 0 6
Bill 0 0 0 1 0 1
Bowman 0 1 3 0 0 0
Brad 0 1 0 1 0 0
Chuck 0 0 0 0 3 6
Dan 0 0 0 0 3 1
Duane 0 0 0 0 0 0
Emily 0 0 0 0 0 0
George the 5th 0 0 0 0 1 0
Hans 0 0 0 0 4 1
Jamie 0 0 0 2 0 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1 0
Joachim 0 0 0 1 1 0
John 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0 0
Keith 0 0 1 2 1 0
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 3 5
Laroo 0 0 0 0 1 2
Mary 0 0 0 0 0 0
Matt 0 0 0 0 1 0
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 0 2 0 0
Pete 0 0 0 0 3 0
Plunkett 0 0 0 3 4 8
Pryor 0 0 0 0 4 2
Ray 2 2 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 4 7
Ryan 2 1 1 0 0 8
Scott 0 0 0 0 0 0
Selene 0 0 1 2 1 0
Spago 0 0 0 0 0 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 2 2
Swope 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tank 0 0 0 0 0 0
Taus 0 2 2 0 0 0
Taylor 0 0 0 4 0 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 2 1
Topher 0 0 0 1 1 0
Tracy 0 0 0 0 0 0
Xine 0 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 0 0 3 1
Yozell 0 1 0 0 0 0

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Thursday Oct. 11, 2007 - Race #1

We had a three-dog night (Duke, Pigdog and Jeff the Kona guy’s beast). No one got the goose egg. Jorge lived. Ignosh rocked. A surprising performance based a eensy bit on savvy and an infinite amount of luck rockets a gifted and talented racer into our first GC lead…

RACE 1 (20 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Ray 5 29:42 28
Taus 5 30:24 26
Bowman 5 30:59 25
Ryan 5 31:14 24
Selene 5 32:39 23
Jamie 5 32:58 22
Plunkett 5 33:07 21
Neyen 5 33:33 20
Kuklis 5 33:54 19
Taylor 5 34:03 18
Keith 5 34:21 17
Pryor 5 34:32 16
George 5 34:41 15
Robi 5 35:02 14
Dan 5 36:04 13
Hans 5 36:10 12
Steak 5 36:35 11
Pete 5 37:09 10
Chuck 5 37:30 9
Tom 4 31:50 8
Scott 4 33:06 7
Beth 4 33:47 6
Jeff 4 35:01 5
JK 4 39:55 4
Mattheis 3 33:19 3
Xine 3 39:29 2
Jorge 1 7:20 1

RACE 2 (15 MIN + LAP)

Racer Laps Time Points
Ray 4 23:54 22
Ryan 4 24:10 20
Taus 4 24:32 19
Bowman 4 24:56 18
Keith 4 25:30 17
Neyen 4 25:32 16
Plunkett 4 26:14 15
Selene 4 26:24 14
Jamie 4 26:50 13
Taylor 4 27:22 12
Robi 4 28:01 11
Pryor 4 28:21 10
Kuklis 4 29:09 9
Dan 4 29:18 8
Steak 4 29:46 7
Hans 4 30:49 6
X2 3 28:55 5
Pete 3 24:02 4
Chuck 3 26:08 3
JK 3 32:10 2
Tom DNF - 1

GENERAL CLASSIFICATION*

Place Racer Race Points GC
Multi
Total
RPs
GC Points
Previous Total
1 Keith 17 11 187 17 204
2 Robi 11 14 154 14 168
3 Neyen 16 8 128 20 148
4 Taylor 12 10 120 18 138
5 Pryor 10 12 120 16 136
6 Dan 8 15 120 13 133
7 Steak 7 17 119 11 130
8 Plunkett 15 7 105 21 126
9 Hans 6 16 96 12 108
10 Ryan 20 4 80 24 104
11 Jamie 13 6 78 22 100
12 Kuklis 9 9 81 19 100
13 Selene 14 5 70 23 93
14 Pete 4 18 72 10 82
15 Bowman 18 3 54 25 79
16 Chuck 3 19 57 9 66
17 Taus 19 2 38 26 64
18 Ray 22 1 22 28 50
19 JK 2 24 48 4 52
20 George 0 13 0 15 15
21 Tom 0 20 0 8 8
22 Scott 0 21 0 7 7
23 Beth 0 22 0 6 6
24 Jeff 0 23 0 5 5
24 X2 5 - 5 0 5
26 Mattheis 0 25 0 3 3
27 Xine 0 26 0 2 2
28 Jorge 0 27 0 1 1

*General Classification Key
Race Points = all points earned from the night’s races
GC Multiplier = your General Classification rank going into the night
Total Race Points = Race Points multiplied by GC rank
Previous GC Points = total points earned up to now
Total GC Point = Total Race Points plus Previous GC Points

PERFORMANCE TRACKER

Racer Wins Top 3 Top 5 Top 10 Top 20
Beth 0 0 0 0 0
Bowman 0 1 1 0 0
Chuck 0 0 0 0 2
Dan 0 0 0 0 2
George 0 0 0 0 1
Hans 0 0 0 0 2
Jamie 0 0 0 2 0
Jeff 0 0 0 0 0
JK 0 0 0 0 1
Jorge 0 0 0 0 0
Keith 0 0 1 0 1
Kuklis 0 0 0 1 1
Mattheis 0 0 0 0 0
Neyen 0 0 0 2 0
Pete 0 0 0 0 2
Plunkett 0 0 0 0 2
Pryor 0 0 0 0 2
Ray 2 0 0 0 0
Robi 0 0 0 0 2
Ryan 0 1 1 0 0
Scott 0 0 0 0 0
Selene 0 0 1 1 0
Steak 0 0 0 0 2
Taus 0 2 0 0 0
Taylor 0 0 0 2 0
Tom 0 0 0 0 1
Xine 0 0 0 0 0
X2 0 0 0 0 1

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