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fifth street cross
"Cyclocross
- it's just stupid."
-cycling genius Johan Bruyneel
"Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"
-twisted genius Frank Booth
The great campionissimo Fausto Coppi remains the sport's
purest example of how elegance and grace can triumph over cruelty,
viciousness, misfortune, mans's inhumanity to man, suffocating cultural
mores and a funny-looking nose.
We are not Fausto Coppi. We are us - pretty ordinary
people who ride too much but still feel as if it's never enough,
who care way too much about a sport we're way too okay at, and who
live lives of quiet exaltation. For cyclists like us, welding stupidity
to a blue-collar ethos is the fastest way to get fast, have fun,
make friends, break a rib or two, and, perhaps - whether it's out
there in the dark beyond the fainting-goat field or while dribbling
cheap swill down our jerseys while standing in a literal spotlight
in front of a group of laughing spectators - maybe even achieve
our own private instant of triumph.
Or maybe racing around someone's yard in the off-season
is just a good way to spend a Thursday night.
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Updated postings
12/20/07, from the Director
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12/6/07, from the Director
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11/26/07, from the Director
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11/16/07, from the Director
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Fifth Street Cross
Thanksgiving Edition
11/14/07, from the Director
By long tradition, there will be no Fifth Street Cross on Thursday,
Nov. 22. Instead... more>
IMPORTANT RULING
HANDED DOWN
11/14/07, from the Director
Important PBR Vomit Ruling Handed Down - After considering the legal,
ethical, spiritual, aesthetic, historical, comic, environmental,
physical and nonexistent ramifications... more>
Important Topics
10/16/07, from the Director
When Stacie "Quotomatic" Pearson said, "She looks like... more>
Oh. My. God. It's Here!
10/03/07, from the Director
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